Apologies to Charles

Apologies to Charles DickensRewriting "A Christmas Carol""A merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!" cried a cheerful voice. It was the voice of Scrooge's nephew, who came upon him so quickly that this was the first intimation he had of his approach. "Bah!" said Scrooge, "Humbug!"  He had so heated himself with rapid walking in the fog and frost, this nephew of Scrooge's, that he was all in a glow; his face was ruddy and handsome; his eyes sparkled, and his breath smoked again."Christmas a humbug, uncle!" said Scrooge's nephew. "You don't mean that, I am sure."  "I do," said Scrooge. "Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? What reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough." (Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol" 1843)
Well, Charles, it's a darn good thing you didn't try writing this story in 2005. You'd be "boiled in your own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through your heart" for writing the words "Merry Christmas" or, I guess, even thinking them.
This year, even in the little town where I live, one would be hard-pressed to find any evidence that Christmas is near. They've hidden the manger scene and forgotten to put up the Christmas lights. They don't dare, not anymore; not these days. Last year they had a "Holiday Lighting" ceremony downtown. But even the words "Holiday Lighting" smacked too much of Christmas I guess, because this year we don't even have "Holiday" lights - at least none that I can see.
Bah! Humbug!
Yes, Charles, the world has changed since you walked among us. Now, I bet, as a ghost of Christmas Past, you must be shaking your head at what we've done to Christmas. It's nothing like your world. These days your beautifully-written story of hope, forgiveness, forbearance, and good will toward all mankind, would be ridiculed and derided by critics who are too afraid to offend the few, whose rights have somehow become more important than the rights of the many. And, why would they attack your story, Charles? Not because of any literary faux pas, no indeed,  but because you used the word "Christmas" - and not only used it, you used it in the title!
Bah! Humbug!
We now live in a world where one is afraid to say "Merry Christmas" for fear we might offend an atheist or someone who is not a Christian. This has placed retailers in a tenuous position. These retailers dearly love to exploit the Christmas shopping season; but they are in a quandary about what to call it. Many dare not call it Christmas. Many times, when we walk into a store decorated for Christmas, we have a difficult time trying to find anything in the store with the word "Christmas" on it (except for maybe a sign on the front that says "Closed Christmas Day" - hmm why doesn't it say "Closed on a certain Holiday" or "Closed December 25th"?)
In 2005, we have "Holiday" trees, "Holiday" lights, "Holiday" candy, "Holiday" decorations, "Holiday" cookies, but no Christmas anything; anywhere. But, stores refusing to use the word   Christmas (and forbidding their employees to say "Merry Christmas") does not stop them from cashing in on Christmas. It's a very good thing for those stores that Hanukkah and Kwanzaa happen to occur in December or they would have a hard time defining exactly what "Holiday" it is that they're cashing in on.
Bah! Humbug!
Charles? I don't blame you for rolling your eyes at our world today!
And, Charles? Would you believe that we have children in our schools that sing "We Wish You A Happy Holiday" and "I'm Dreaming of White Xmas"? Or schools that perform plays called "A Holiday Carol" (all references to Christmas removed, of course but based, of course, on your story)? Children now recite poems like "It was the night before Xmas and all through the house". I don't blame you blame you for looking askance at my world, Charles. I even hate to admit that what is happening to Christmas is partly my fault. After all, I'm part of the generation that let this happen.
Bah! Humbug!
When my kids were in school (and it wasn't all that long ago) we went to "Christmas Plays" and we had "Christmas Parties'. Kids got out of school for "Christmas Vacation" and we actually called Holiday Trees "Christmas Trees". Yes, even those who sold them called them "Christmas Trees". We even ate Christmas cookies and sang Christmas carols - and Christmas was Christmas. 
But, these days, kids go on "Winter Break" and the schools put on Holiday Plays. Elementary children have "holiday parties" and eat holiday cookies and sing holiday songs like "Jingle Bells", "Frosty the Snowman" and other songs in which the word Christmas can be easily removed or replaced with a less "offensive" word.
 Bah! Humbug!
And to think Charles, I've let this happen! Everyone who holds Christmas and its traditions dear, and yet has allowed the tiny minority to make us all ashamed to say "Merry Christmas!" has allowed this to happen. But, it really has been a long time coming. We all should have seen it coming two or three decades ago when the colleges started calling Christmas vacation "Winter Break". We should have known what was coming. But, really, Charles, I didn't think it would ever get this bad.
Bah! Humbug!
Let's face it, Charles: Not everyone in this world are Christians. But, what is wrong all of us, regardless of race, religion, or nationality, aspiring to the Spirit of Christmas and its love and its traditions? And far too many, these days, who do say Christmas, spell it Chri$tma$. And to me they're just as bad, or worse, than those who won't say Christmas at all or those who try to keep anyone else from saying "Christmas".
Bah! Humbug!
Christmas, as you know, Charles, is not about gifts, or buying things, or rushing about the malls in a panic. It is a time of year that all of us who call ourselves Christians, should stop and remember why it is we celebrate Christmas. It is a time to remember and celebrate the birth of Jesus and a time families and friends to gather together in the love and in the true Spirit of Christmas.
" 'Business!' cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. 'Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!' "(Charles Dickens "A Christmas Carol" 1843)
Charles, your ageless and poignant story of Christmas certainly embodied the true Spirit of Christmas. Maybe those who call for the end of "Merry Christmas would benefit by reading your story. I wish they would read it. The world might just be a little better place. In fact, Charles, everyone would benefit from reading your story. And, guess what, Charles? You don't even have to buy it these days! Did you know that you can read the whole story on the Web. "What's the Web?" you ask? Charles, it would take me too long to explain. I think you'd really like it though - most of it anyway!
It's funny that we don't have any problem with President's Day, a national holiday, where we honor George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. And it's a proven fact that regardless what you believe; Jesus was a well-documented historical figure. But those of us who want to celebrate his birth on the 25th of each December are not allowed to say "Merry Christmas" in celebration of his birth? Can you believe what we've done to Christmas, Charles?
And what about St. Patrick's Day. I don't recall anyone ever getting upset over stores having St. Patrick's Day sales or someone putting up shamrocks in their windows. Or advertising "St. Patrick's Day" parties. St. Patrick is a Christian saint, is he not? Maybe those who don't like Christmas, but don't mind St. Patrick's Day, are green-beer-drinking party animals? Ya think, Charles?
And, I don't know if these people were around in your day, Charles, but there are those "intellectuals" who will tell you that Christmas is celebrated on the 25th of each December because at one time it was a pagan holiday which occurred near the winter solstice each year. They claim "Christmas" therefore is a pagan holiday. Really! I am serious! Don't laugh Charles. They claim that Jesus was actually born in September, whatever difference that makes. That we've chosen the 25th of December as the day we celebrate his birth and that we call this day "Christmas" is enough for me. Jesus should be allowed to have a birthday too!
So, now we're not allowed to say "Merry Christmas" anymore lest we offend someone who doesn't believe as we do? I don't understand that, do you, Charles? If a person of the Jewish faith said "Happy Hanukkah" to me, I would say "Happy Hanukkah" back and not think a thing of it! If a person of the Muslim faith wants to celebrate one of their holidays, that's fine with me. And the same is true of any religion.
You know, if I lived in a town where the majority were Jewish, it would not offend me at all if the town erected Hanukkah displays in the town square.
I believe that every person has the right to believe as they wish; but no one has the right to ask me not to say "Merry Christmas" or not to believe as I do. I am just not going to let anyone ruin my Christmas Spirit this year Charles!
What kinds of people are offended by the term "Merry Christmas" anyway? I'm not trying to convert anyone. I'm certainly not wishing anyone ill-will. I'm celebrating a happy time and I'm celebrating the birth of Jesus. And, It's hard for me to believe, that a virtual handful of people could cause an entire country to go into spiritual hiding. But they have. When will stores and cities and towns realize that there is nothing wrong with saying "Merry Christmas"? When will they recognize that using the words "Holidays" and "Xmas" aren't fooling anyone. Everyone knows what time of year it is. It's Christmastime.
There is nothing wrong with saying "Christmas" or wishing someone a Merry Christmas. If anyone is offended by good wishes and good tidings then they are the ones with the problem, right Charles? And looking at this whole mess, again I am reminded that we have only ourselves to blame for this situation. We all sat back and let them them take Christmas away and replace it with "Holiday" and "Xmas" and "Season".
We are all to blame for what has happened to Christmas. Now we find ourselves struggling to keep Christmas alive; fighting to keep the eternal Torch of Christmas burning in spite of the many brothers and sisters of Ebenezer Scrooge who would darken it forever.
"What else can I be," returned the uncle, "when I live in such a world of fools as this?  Merry Christmas!  Out upon merry Christmas!  What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; a time for balancing your books and having every item in 'em through a round dozen of months presented dead against you?  If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' on his lips, should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.  He should!" (Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol" 1843)
I think it's high-time we took our Christmas back, Charles!
As Tiny Tim once observed, "God bless Us, Every One! "

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas and Happy 2006 to all.
2005 year with the Garretts at Motueka

Not For Sale!
Small private 3 bedroom home with very private back garden, complete with ponds, raised beds, cool shady shrubs, greenhouse and shade house, citrus and other fruit trees.  Modern home with tiled wet floor bathroom with under floor heating, dishwasher, water filter, clothes dryer and good indoor-outdoor flow. Garage with indoor access and remote opening door. Handy to all shops [5 minutes walk] and library etc. yet in quiet side street.
Owners’ Report cards:
Betty ► Golf Club Ladies’ President and Club Captain, Probus Club secretary, St Vincent de Paul operative, church cleaner, Canine Boarding Kennels dog walker.
Malcolm: ► SeniorNet president and tutor, Museum Chairman and front Desk volunteer, golf club hanger-on, Probus club member, U3A member and tutor, choir member, church bulletin editor, St Vincent de Paul operative.
Climate: here it is truly tremendous.  Where else is it programmed to rain only at night, so that the sun shines nearly every day?  OK so the farmers and orchardists are pleading for extra rain at the moment, but the holiday planners and pharmacies are looking forward to more sun tan lotion and sunglasses sales to go with the processing of digital photographs taken of this beautiful region.  Enough of boring talk of weather!
2005 highlights:

• 90th Birthday celebrations in Te Anau for Grandma [Bess] Sim brought huge gathering of relations together.  All Garrett clan together again for some time.  Plenty of Sim cuzzies too! Not to mention older generation with Peter Sim, and Mary McIntyre.  Lots of photos on website.  See below.


• Visited Brisbane for Nick Tzvetkoff’s birthday – great family time – and went on to Darwin and Kakadu National Park, Katherine Gorge etc.  Hot time in all respects!


• Saw Rob & Vicki’s new “Townhouse” in Mosgiel – stepping stone to building in Outram?


• Found old grave marker for Garrett ancestor, John James, in Allanton and arrangements are in hand for a replacement monument to be unveiled on April 1st next year – when Robert Lovell Garrett will be 70. Family welcome!


• Malcolm had his yDNA sampled to confirm the relationship between his Garrett family line on the Isle of Man and that of David Garrett in USA. It was successful in confirming what we knew by surnames and dates etc.


• Watched with amazement the raising of the Round Tower on the hills at Mahana for the Ross family Seat.  Spectacularly different and spacious, and due to be completed by 2010 by best estimates but habitable by Christmas it is vowed by Trish.


• Admired the garage with a fancy concrete apron and the new bridge over the ford [thank goodness] at Milne homestead, in Golden Bay


• Started own blogsite – see references

Christmas news

Betty and Malcolm’s Christmas Newsletter 2005

Is it really nearing the end of another year! We are being forced to believe that it is by Santa Parades in November and decorations in every shop. The commercial countdown has begun. For those who remember what Christmas is really about, the season of Advent has its own exciting rituals. We enjoy Christmas-time: Midnight Mass, carols, lights and decorations, shopping for gifts, unwrapping parcels, family gatherings, eating lots, and  receiving cards and news from our scattered friends and family.
Since Christmas 2004 the world has been hit by a massive tsunami, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, wars, flu and famine. Lest we get too complacent in our secluded islands we are continually being warned that these disasters are bound to hit us some day. But we carry on, spending more money and building flasher houses preferably close to the sea.

Enough philosophical musing. We are here to let you know what we have been up to in the practical sense? In June we set off to cross the Tasman for nephew Nick’s 50th; but missed the party as our plane broke down in Wellington and we had a free and unexpected night in the James Cook Hotel. We caught up with the party people next day and as usual had a great time in Brisbane. Then we flew to Darwin and toured the spectacular Kakadu and Katherine Gorge areas – hot but exotic and fascinating.
In September we headed south to Te Anau where we celebrated Mum’s 90th birthday. What a family gathering it was! Over seventy friends and relations came to the Lakeside Hall. Mum looked fine with her five “very mature” children, their spouses, 11 of her 13 grandchildren, and 12 of the19 great grandchildren. Betty was surrounded by “her sisters and her cousins and her aunts”
For the first time in eight years we had our own four children together; certainly time to get out the digital camera and record this rare occurrence.
Our grand children are another year older and we are proud of them all.
Betty and Malcolm continue in their chosen pursuits. Betty has actually managed to get Malcolm to join her in pursuit of the little white ball on Thursday’s Twilight Golf. One week he was awarded a prize for the most golf, then next week was on the good score prize list, while Betty remained unrecognised for being consistently middle of the fairway. She did win the women’s putting trophy for 2005.
Malcolm has added membership of the local U3A group to his list. Betty just reads more books. She has been lucky in competitions, winning a cell phone, an electric wok and an oilskin vest. She has also acquired a gold tooth, but not for free. Malcolm thinks it should be regarded as an heirloom and removed before interment.  Other acquisitions include a half share in a “fold” of highland cattle – grazing on the Ross hills at “Balnagowan”. Anyone with a Skype phone can now talk to us for free anywhere in the world, and you may take a look at the blog as well as the website.
We aim to be at home in the top of the south for December and January so do call in if you are in the neighbourhood for food, fellowship, and fabulous weather.
Have a Happy and Healthy Christmas Season.

  

SeniorNet News

Time to update – I have got through the Annual General Meeting of SeniorNet Motueka, of which I am privileged to be the President. We had a special farewell to three sterling committee members who had made huge contributions to the club’s development of our own clubrooms. Brian Say was President during most of the development work and bore the brunt of responsibility for seeing that the project stayed on track. He really knew how to harness the best on everyone and did enormous amounts of “backroom” negotiating to see it through .
Phil Peters was the inspiration and creative talent. His attention to detail and the desire to achieve a perfect result saw very high standards of finishing work being done. At times things were fraught and tense but we managed to get through all the stages well and we now we have a lovely clubrooms of our own.
So we welcome four new faces to the committee, in the hope that they can bring fresh impetus to our hardworking group. We all do this for the love of it so it should be enjoyable to be a part of it. At times it has not, but that I hope is in the past.
Now we have our Christmas raffle, and I’ve just finished painting up a “sandwich board” for it as we display our raffle in the Supermarket foyers for the next month.

Fireworks in the Bays

November 5th is upon us with plenty of loud bangs and wildly barking hounds disturbed from their equilibrium by it all.  We had resolved to have nothing to do with this event but our daughter in Golden Bay rang for assistance with the plea that fireworks were unobtainable in the Bay and they needed to make their contribution to their planned beach party – highly controlled she told me- at Pohara.  So I toddled over to the Warehouse and laid out $20 for a box of this and that.  Stockers are expecting Patsy’s father Ross Garrett down on the plane this afternoon and he is calling to pick up the explosives – for that is what they are.
This year there have been more than the usual reports of eye damage, property fires and nears misses.  I pray that our lot get through their fun night unscathed.

Highlanders Calving on the Hills

Hello folks. Our partnerhsip in owning three Highland cows with son-in-law Dave Ross and Trish our daughter is bearing fruit. All three of our cows have now produced a calf.
UInfortunately they are all bull calves so we will be looking to sell them off to dairy farmers wanting to use them in their herds with their heifers, being an easy-bearing offspring.
After our hectic but enjoyable trip south we are settling in to life at home for the meantime. We hav a builder coming in to start work soon on our proposed sunroom which will take the place of the patio cover. All very nicely designed by an architect, so it should pass the Council regulations.

Hello everyone again

Hello everyone again.
I congratulate everyone who has managed to locate this blog. I have also identified that when I edit a blogscript in WORD I can’t add Pix to it.
You may wish to go to our website for an update. There are 10 pix in a photo frame on the latest news page.
Malcolm

Visit South to Te Anau

Hi to all family and friends who happen upon this WebLog. This is a new step for us here so forgive any strange parts. I understand that it is a bit like a website but not so permanent.

We all enjoyed our trip South to Te Anau for Bess Sim's 90th birthday. We had a week to acclimatise before the BIG day. It was good to see the Matriarch lookng so well and ready to cope with anything.
The Saturday was also Betty's birthday [17th Sept], but so that we could get a good number there, she bravely gave up her day to her Mother - whose real day was 14th.
70 folk turned up on the day, and the buzz, if not roar, of conversation filled the little Church hall.
Lickily the day was fine and a lot of us went outside for chats. Were lucky to have all the Garrett family together for the first time in many years.
The first picture shows Grandma Bess cutting the cake. I can show pix 1/4 size, 1/2 size or full page size, but they are all originally bog files suitable for printing.
The 2nd pic, showng the Garretts is 1/2 size, to give you the idea.
Please comment at this stage. I don't know yet if you can download from here for printing but we can try it out.
Regards from Garretts at Motueka